Thanks to the Great Global Goon Patrol, we now know what’s causing these mass animal deaths, and it’s not pollution or sonic weapons testing or liberals from Betelgeuse.
Thanks to the Great Global Goon Patrol, we now know what’s causing these mass animal deaths, and it’s not pollution or sonic weapons testing or liberals from Betelgeuse.
I only just became aware of the new fashion accessory called a SpiritHood, and while it appeals to me on a certain paganistic, carnal level (and I am generally quite paganistic and carnal myself), I have to say I have yet to see a picture of a guy wearing one in which said guy doesn’t look like a tool.

Women, on the other hand, can be pretty damn sexy in these things.

This picture sorta makes me want to start sleeping with a teddy bear again…


It’s not often you see a true man of faith who’s a public figure in our culture who actually walks the walk.
Stephen Colbert is exactly that.
A devout Catholic (who actually teaches Sunday school), he not only bases his political views on principles like compassion and rationality, he’s extremely active with a long list of charities. He’s clearly a much better man than the buffoon he lampoons, Bill O’Reilly (who this week hilariously tried to one-up an atheist on his show by telling him we don’t know what causes the tides to go in and out).
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This is pretty fucked up.
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An undead ex-VP rejects another heart…
Thousands of black birds with blood-red marks fall from the sky…
Dead fish choke the shores…
A troll doll from a northern state gets a book deal…
Orcs seize control of the House…
A newt and a hagfish in grizzly furs set their crazed eyes to the White House…
The Rupture is nigh.

Made this myself. Now feel free to pass it on, especially to Democratic leaders.
I’d stand in line to meet Obama just to put this in his hand.


This is masterful marketing and just fucking cool as hell…
Click here to see it, and just scroll slowly down the page once you arrive.
A song to get you in the Saturday Night With Cthulhu mood…
(Thanks to horror-meister Ray Garton for sharing this)
Genius.
Thanks to the folks at Lamebook (who collect actual Facebook posts), we have ever more access to the entertaining depths of human stupidity…
I’m thinking red state.

Funny.
Thanks to Sherran Lucas for this…
The Pope and Sarah Palin are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Mrs. Palin and says, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?”
Palin replies, “I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope backhands her.

Sing it, Brother Steve.
An enchanting, whimsically dark, short film from Nacho Vigalondo, the director of the clever Spanish SF flick Timecrimes.
In the same wonderful spirit as Wes Anderson’s Spider-Man, here’s a taste of what Tim “Frankenweenie” Burton might do with the noir classic Weekend At Bernie’s.
Johnny Depp features. But then, it’s a Burton piece.
It’s here. I’d have embedded it, but it won’t. So.
I wish I’d come up with this. Kudos.
As a Chan fan from years before most people in this country ever heard of him, I agree 100%.

Jackie with Michelle Yeoh, who still retains full mega awesome to this day.
Inspired.
Written by Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis, this is pretty much an official sequel to the first two films, and is a lot better than the movie Ghostbusters 2. A lot.
The original actors return to do their own voice and motion-capture performances. Bill Murray, Aykroyd, Ramis, and Ernie Hudson as the intrepid foursome, Annie Potts as their nerdily hot secretary Janine, William Atherton as bureaucratic douche-bag Walter Peck, with Alyssa Milano and Brian Doyle Murray joining the cast as the new love interest and the mayor.
The player takes the role of the new guy, a young rookie stuck with the job of trying out the newest, untested equipment. That equipment of course includes the proton beam, the ghost trap, and the PKE meter from the films, but you get three new weapon types to play around with (the slime gun proving the most fun).

The game captures every element of the Ghostbusters franchise perfectly. The writing is sharp and clever. The performances are lively and dead on. The gameplay is tight and exactly what it should be. The locations are complex and colorful and highly destructible. And the ghosts are varied, entertaining, and multifarious.
The storyline is far better than I’d expected. It starts in familiar territory, with new encounters with old friends like Slimer and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and to be honest I had my doubts about that. But they fully rationalize the inclusion of the old stuff, making it an organic part of the present storyline, allowing you to enjoy the nostalgic encounters early in the game, then moving into lots of new, original material. I’m glad they did this. It was loads of fun blasting the Hotel Sedgwick to pieces, and the battle with Mr. Stay Puft proves to be even more epic and fun than it was in the first film.
Apparently the actors all had so much fun making the game, they finally agreed to do another film, and Ghostbusters 3 is set to start filming next summer.
I played this on the Xbox 360. It’s available on PC and Playstation 3, but if you’re deciding between the Xbox and the PS3 version, definitely go Xbox. The PS3 version’s resolution is 56% of the Xbox version (I base this on several online sources, not on my own observations, and I have both machines, so I’m not speaking out of any particular brand loyalty). There is a Wii version as well, but it’s effectively a different game, with more cartoony graphics.
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An actual status message exchange from Facebook:
