Birds Falling From The Skies? Now We Know Why

by Tim Byrd

Thanks to the Great Global Goon Patrol, we now know what’s causing these mass animal deaths, and it’s not pollution or sonic weapons testing or liberals from Betelgeuse.

One comment on “Birds Falling From The Skies? Now We Know Why”

  1. susan temairik says:
    January 11, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    OMG. Thanks for clarifying that mystery up. Now we just need to find out which planet she’s from. I needed some cheering up, after discovering I’m selling penis extenders from my Ebay account. What a world!

    Reply

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