Steve Martin: “Atheists Don’t Have No Songs” (Song of the Week, 11/15/10)

Sing it, Brother Steve.

7:35 In The Morning (Oscar Nominated Short)

An enchanting, whimsically dark, short film from Nacho Vigalondo, the director of the clever Spanish SF flick Timecrimes.

Tim Burton’s Weekend At Bernie’s

In the same wonderful spirit as Wes Anderson’s Spider-Man, here’s a taste of what Tim “Frankenweenie” Burton might do with the noir classic Weekend At Bernie’s.

Johnny Depp features. But then, it’s a Burton piece.

It’s here. I’d have embedded it, but it won’t. So.

In Memorium: Jackie Chan’s Awesomeness

I wish I’d come up with this. Kudos.

As a Chan fan from years before most people in this country ever heard of him, I agree 100%.

Jackie with Michelle Yeoh, who still retains full mega awesome to this day.

Wes Anderson’s Spider-Man

Inspired.

ur frodo (Facebook hilarity)

An actual status message exchange from Facebook:

Potato Salad Damnation

Watching this all the way through makes me dream funny.

Ali Wanted To Kill Americans, But Found Terrorism Way Too Tedious… (cartoon)

Great cartoon from Matt Bors:

Conan the Mighty (O’Brien on Healthcare)

Sounds about right…

“President Obama says that Congress is very close to getting a new healthcare plan, but due to compromises it ‘won’t include everything that everybody wants.’ For instance, it covers everything except trips to the doctor or the hospital.”
—Conan O’Brien

Pigeon: Impossible (A Great Short Film)

This is an incredibly entertaining CGI short film from animator Lucas Martell.

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All The Single Babies! (VIDEO)

Hilarious and cute.

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A Political Reality (great cartoon)

Tom Tomorrow is by far one of the funniest and wisest editorialists drawing funny pictures…

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There’s A Hot Girl In The Comic Shop!

Found out about this very amusing song thanks to Alan Gratz.

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Why the Right Was Afraid of Obama’s School Speech (cartoon)

A hilarious cartoon by Carolita Johnson at Huffington Post:

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Bill Maher Issues Warning On Birthers: They Can Take Over “Like Crab Grass Or Cirque Du Soleil” (VIDEO)

Insightful and bitingly funny as usual…

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Ferguson’s marvelous rant: ‘Why everything sucks’

Listen when a wise elder speaks.

Turn Around, Bright Eyes

The latest literalization of an old video. It’s hilarious.

It’s A Hard Knock Life (for Kev and Alice)

Now here’s something you really need to see.

A blog by Robin Burkinshaw relates the poignant ongoing tale of a homeless father and daughter trying to survive in a harsh world. But the harsh world in which they live is inside a computer, and the pair exist only in that virtual realm:

This is an experiment in playing a homeless family in The Sims 3. I created two Sims, moved them in to a place made to look like an abandoned park, removed all of their remaining money, and then attempted to help them survive without taking any job promotions or easy cash routes…

I have attempted to tell my experiences with the minimum of embellishment. Everything I describe in here is something that happened in the game. What’s more, a surprising amount of the interesting things in this story were generated by just letting go and watching the Sims’ free will and personality traits take over.

Apparently The Sims has evolved to a point in which the artificial intelligence and social dynamics systems are damned near organic. The Sims have dreams, goals, and emotions and their behavior is driven by those qualities, resulting in complex relationships and interpersonal drama.

This is Kev and his daughter Alice. They’re living on a couple of park benches, surviving on free meals from work and school, and the occasional bucket of ice cream from a neighbour’s fridge.

When you create a person in The Sims 3, you can give them personality traits that determine their behaviour. Kev is mean-spirited, quick to anger, and inappropriate. He also dislikes children, and he’s insane. He’s basically the worst Dad in the world…

His daughter Alice has a kind heart, but suffers from clumsiness and low self-esteem. With those traits, that Dad, and no money, she’s going to have a hard life.

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Tom Tomorrow: How ARE Republicans Controlling The Debate?

Facebook Manners And You

This hilarious video should be watched by all who use Facebook so you know the proper etiquette. (Thanks to Caeric Arclight)

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