Malaprop 3: The Ironing

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The time feels right for another installment of my Malaprop series, in which I share some delightful literature I’ve snipped from hither and thither on the net…

Can you spot all the errors?


The ironing is delicious.

She constantly needs to be rescued, while being told that she is a danger to herself and others. She falls head over heels with a cold and aloof stranger who keeps her at a distance and constantly warns her that her feminine whiles could cause him to hurt her.

The crimes of a sadistic killer force a cop who has seen it all to take another look at a case he’d hoped was closed in this grizzly tale of violence and gang warfare.

But, but Apple is a biiig corporation, all hale to the big corporation. Whatever they say or do is always the right thing.

Well if you’re going to ask that you may-swell ask what brought you to I09 to write this article for me to read and somebody to comment on.

As, while Napolean himself rocked the 80s style, people outside his click did not, making the film only influenced by the emerging bitpunk scene, but not entirely playing along.

The return of this beloved demolition murder derby series isn’t so much a surprise as it is a relief for dedicated fans, fingers soar from begging for an original console sequel on any forum that will listen.

It rarely has any baring on the real world whatsoever.

Heh. The ironing is delicious.

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